Donald Trump’s mother is no orangutan-banger! Or so he claims in a law suit he filed on Monday against liberal comedian Bill Maher. Maher incurred the wrath of The Donald when he accused the tycoon of being the spawn of his mother and an orangutan. What’s better is that Trump got the paperwork to prove that he isn’t. No, really. He actually did.

Anyway, Maher said on “The Tonight Show” with Jay Leno that if Trump could prove that he wasn’t part monkey, that he would donate $5 million to the charity of Trump’s choice. Now that Trump has provided the official documents that say he is not, in fact, the product of bestiality, he is suing Maher for the millions “on behalf of the charities.”

If this isn’t the most ridiculous thing you’ve heard all week, then I’d love to know what news you’re reading.

Do you think Trump even has a case here, or is he just being ridiculous?